Who needs one of those passé personalized license plates? Try our new anatomically correct dorsal shark fin. Easily connects to the top of any late model Mercedes, BMW or Lexus. Comes in small medium and large depending on your sales volume. Looks and acts like the real thing. No self-respecting land-shark should farm a neighborhood without one. Instant respect and recognition guaranteed.
For a limited time only comes with a free Mr. T starter Jewelry set.
