Different tokes for all you folks!
Hey, let’s face it… like the song says…We’re Forever Blowing Bubbles! You might as well be the first one on your block to own your very own Asset Bubble Pipe before someone else gets a whiff and takes a crack at it! If there’s lemonade to be made out of all that bitter fruit lying around, it might as well be you getting high on the next big hit!
There’s always another bubble waiting in the pipeline when it comes to other people’s money. Carpe Dinero! Grab it! Put it in your pipe and smoke it! Let low interest rates fire up your imagination! One man’s toxic asset is always another man’s treasure and greatest source of pleasure!
Here’s the best part! You can blow it all up but you can’t really blow it away. Why? Because there’s always more OPM and another new asset class to smoke. That’s the beauty of forever blowing bubbles with the Amazing Asset Bubble Pipe. You might not go long but you also can’t go wrong.
A free recording of Forever Blowing Bubbles by the beloved Cockney Rejects comes with every purchase.
